The Mental Game
First steps:
- Stop pretending. That combover isn't "maintaining options"
- Own it. Like, actually own it.
- Level up. This isn't a downgrade unless you make it one.
The Action Items
Time to boss up:
- Get actual head care products. Your face stuff isn't cutting it.
- Dress better. Your head is the new focal point - work with it.
- Stand tall. Slouching with a bald head is like having a Ferrari and never washing it.
The Reality Check
You're in elite company:
- 85% of Fortune 500 CEOs rock the bald/balding look (yeah, we counted)
- The Rock, Jason Statham, Bruce Willis, Vin Diesel, Mark Strong - the $2B+ club of bald action stars
- Even Bezos ditched the combover and became the richest man alive. Coincidence? We think not.
You're not losing hair. You're gaining an edge. Use it.