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Stop Fighting It: Your Bald Head is an Upgrade

Real talk: that receding hairline isn't fooling anyone. Time to join the winning team.

Your Bald Head is Getting Roasted (And You Don't Even Know It)
Alright, let's talk about something that pisses me off: watching bald guys walk around with sunburned heads. Like, dude. Come on. Your head isn't just bald - it's literally a UV magnet sitting on top of your shoulders. And I know what you're thinking: "But I don't burn easily!" (Narrator: He burns easily) "Sunscreen makes me look greasy!" (So does that sunburn peeling off your dome) "I'll start tomorrow!" (Sure you will, champ)
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If your morning head care routine is "splash water and hope for the best," we need to talk.
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